As 2009 draws to a close, I’d like to copy Jimmy Fallon, my favorite late-night TV host, who does a segment every Friday night in which he writes “thank-you notes” to different people, events, objects, places, etc. They’re irreverent, sarcastic and hilarious.
Since I can’t get a full video embedded into this post, here’s a sample of the thank-yous:
“Thank you, Oprah – for hosting a Christmas special at the White House this Sunday. Not everyone gets to sit down with the undisputed leader of the free world…so I’m sure Obama’s really, really excited.”
“Thank you, screensaver that popped up while I thought I was doing work – for reminding me that, not only have I made zero progress, but I haven’t made a single keystroke or gently nudged my mouse for the past fifteen minutes.”
Now, a la Jimmy Fallon, I’d like to write my own thank-you cards for 2009:
Thank you, Liz Lemon – for being my new source of inspiration. Since I started watching 30 Rock this summer, you have helped me embrace my inner nerd and not feel guilty about eating five donuts in one day, dressing up in a Princess Leia outfit to avoid jury duty and calling people “apple-faced goons.” None of which I have actually done, but might be more inclined to do because Liz Lemon did it first.
Thank you, Oregon Ducks – for winning the Civil War and going to the Rose Bowl. I can’t think of anything more wonderful than screaming my lungs out at one of your home games. You’ve turned me into a huge college football fan and I can’t wait for next season.
Thank you, Twitter – for more or less changing my life – or at least the way I live it. Now, when something cool happens, my first thought is how to condense awesome occurrences into 140 characters. You’ve allowed me to connect with people all over the country and have forced me to come up with an explanation for why I use “tweet” in my daily vocabulary.
Thank you, skinny vanilla lattes – for always putting me in a good mood. Also, thanks for giving me a good way to rationalize spending money; buying all these lattes, I have to be boosting the economy, right?
And last, but certainly not least, Thank you, my family – for giving me life advice, an education and for taking me on cool trips to places like New York City and Disneyland. I mean, there’s more, of course, like food and a roof over my head, but I don’t want to get too sappy.
What thank-you notes will you be writing as 2009 comes to its end? There are many more I could write, but I had to keep it relatively short. I have to go finish my Christmas shopping.